Son of Ross
Who is weird, crazy, and friendly
Who loves biking, soccer, and hockey
Dislikes getting up early, mean people, and homework
Fears pain, scary movies, and death
Who likes to play, bike, and swim
Who would like to go to Hawaii, have a new cool mountain bike, and be a
Who lives in Zeeland, MI
Rad Rob is a rad, rabid, rude little boy.
He lives in a Rotten, Rome.
He eats rabbits, ravioli, and rice.
He likes rats, raccoons, and racetracks.
He does random, radical, respectful things.
Rad Rob is a normal boy.
It is as sad as death.
It sounds like crying.
It tastes like War Heads.
It smells like the dump.
Abandoned looks like a stray kitten.
It makes you feel terrible.
Take 5 Poems
It wipes you out
Pedal, jump, repeat
Take a drink