This is the preposterous penguin.
He lives in a puny painted patterned porcelain pot.
The preposterous penguin pecks at precisely prepared pickles peeking out of pita pockets sprinkled with pulled pork.
He likes to poke, prod, prune, and point at poky pins.
The preposterous penguin is on parole.
Yesterday, he plotted, prayed, and proved while playing poker with a picky platypus, a purple porcupine, and a playful porpoise.