March 2016

Spring fever

If spring fever were a real illness these would be the symptoms and treatment.

Symptoms

  • High fever of 103 degreases
  • Restlessness and not able to get sleep
  • A longing to eat shredded brocoli
  • Feet grow 1 1/2 sizes bigger so you can’t put on your shoes to go outside
  • Wants to turn really really hot
  • Want to be with baby ducks

Treatment

  • New shoes
  • Going camping on March 21
  • No shredded food
  •  Being able to see baby ducks for precisely 3 minutes and 42 seconds.

If you have a case of spring fever try to do this to cure you spring fever. If it dose not work just go outside.