The Journey of the Hippy Magi and his Boring Friends with these Tots Radical Ninjas and a Man in a Bat Suit

So it all started when we left our plain ol’ borin’ house, yep, BORIN’ HOUSE!!! The only cool part of our house was my hippy room ’cause if ya ‘avn’t notice yet I’m a tots radical hippy. Ya tots radical dudes. So we just left and we meet some ninjas and the were all like huuuuuu YAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! And we were all like AHHH AHHHHH!!!!! And then I was all like Dudes lets tots be friends and we’ll be tots radical and the tots best team ever with the tots best team with the tots best uniforms ’cause we got a guy named a guy with a bat suit cause he has a bat suit so he is probably going to grow up and be batman and the ninja are all like huuuuuuu YEEEESSSSSS!!!!! It was pretty radical actually. BTW did I mention we are going to see the king of the jews? No! Wow that was the best most ‘portant part dudes. Anyway we’re goin’ to go see da king Herod to have him help us find da lil’ baby king. The ninjas waited outside while me and my bros went inside. I got bored but long story turned into a very very very very very very very very VERY short story is we need to go back to Herod to tell the rad dude where da baby is so he too can worship him. But the conversation was very long and borin’. But got to the baby who’s name was Jesus BTW and we gave him some cool n’ radical stuff. It was pretty sick bro. BTW did mention that we needed to stop for over 50 poop breaks yo? Only one was the camels also. I must admit though dudes it was mostly the bat-man though. He really has problems. But don’ t tell that bat bro that or he’ll say “who, me, I don’t have problems, no problems here just your baller old a guy in a bat suit here, no what soever pooping problems.” But just ’cause I don’t have a ton of time I’m going to quick rap things up here. We gave Jesus gives of the radical gold, frankincense, and even goo’ ol’ myrrh. In the words of the a guy in a bat suit, we are so generous. And humble. Can’t forget about humble. I’m the humblest of all to by the way. K back to my words, don’t know why he says by the way instead of BTW but he does so, cool I guess. But anywayzerz, geez that REALLY  tots doesn’t sound like me but to get back to the point (for what seems like the bagillienth time) we saw this all holy angel dude who said not to go back to Herod ’cause he would kill Jesus er sometin like that but I guess dat’s what I’ll do. Me my bros and the ninjas. And a guy in a bat suit. But dat is what we did and it was nice cause we just saved Jesus’ life I guess. PEACE!!!
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