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“Mom, I’ve decided to go vegan.” Makalah said to her mom after she got home from school. “Honey, why are you all of a sudden going vegan?” asked her mom. “Mom! Really?!? All my friends are doing it. I just want to fit in.” sassed back Makalah.  

“Honey, are you sure you want to do this? I know that you love steak from Logan’s Roadhouse.”

“Yes Mom. I’m positive… but that does sound good right now.” Makalah said laughing a little. The rest of the week Makalah didn’t any meat. She felt weak at some points put stuck with it. She was starting to find different recipes to make without meat at all.

“Hey Makalah!” Said her friend Dani, “Do you want to come to my house friday we can have a sleepover? We can have pizza and go t-pe someone. I was think we could do it to Cole. I know where he lives and it would be perfect!”

Makalah excitedly said “Yes! I would love to! I would love to t-pe Cole! He would never expect it!”

“Sweet” Said Dani “ I am going to invite Ashley, Abby, Leah, McKenna, and Marissa”

“Awesome I will text my mom and ask her. I will tell you before school ends”  That night her mom said yes!

3 days later friday night came! She was so excited to go hangout in Dani’s new pole barn. We arrived at 4:30 got all dressed up and put all this weird, some of it creamy, and some of it hard stuff called makeup. But hey, I thought I looked cute! At 5:30 we had pizza delivered to her house. It was Pizza hut pizza. My favorite. I had 2 pieces of pepperoni pizza. “ummm Makalah?”

Asked one of her friends as she was eating her pepperoni pizza. “Yes what do you need?” asked Makalah.

“Aren’t you vegan?” asked her friend

“Yes, why?”

“Well isn’t pepperoni meat?”

“Oh my lanta! It is!” Makalah said spitting the pizza out. “Well there goes being vegan!”

“Hey, it was worth a try” said abby laughing. As the night went on there laughed turn into happy crying, there picture taking turned into seeing who could cross the river the fastest.  They went t-peing and had a blasted and didn’t get caught.

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