moving to the new world

so im a new settler moving to the new world now what colony would i pick well i would have to say north carolina 1.because the north is like a thumbs up a thumbs up and frozen yogurt combined and 2. is like a wet dog and brusselsprouts. so yah if you asked me i would pick the north over the south. Oh and did I mention that

they have slaves in the south so yah i dont realy want to get into that stuff so its pretty obvious id pick the north over the south