Kyla = Meg
Hannah = Calvin
Jordyn = Charles Wallace
Jordyn = Narrator
Elaina = Mrs. Whatsit
Elaina = Mrs. Who
Hannah = Meg and Charles’ Dad
Kyla = IT!
Hannah= Camera Person
A wrinkle in time: modified funny version.
Scene 1
Mrs. Whatsit: You know there is such thing as a tesseract…
Meg: (Gasp) Wait what’s a tesseract?
Mrs. Whatsit: It’s a fifth dimension of time travel. Now get back to the script
Meg: Oh right the script (Gasp)
Scene 2
Narrator: Meg and Calvin were walking when Charles Wallace saw that Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Witch came over
Mrs. Whatsit: It’s time
Meg & Calvin: Time for what?
Mrs. Who: Something
Calvin: Something?
Scene 3
Narrator: Now Calvin, Meg, Charles Wallace, Mrs. Who, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Whatsit are tessering, using the 5th dimension of time travel…………………..
Mrs. Who: Mrs. Whatsit, isn’t it time for you to change?
Charles Wallace: Change? Into what?
Narrator: All of a sudden Mrs. Whatsit turns into something like a centaur! She spreads her wings out.
Mrs. Whatsit: Okay kids, get on my back!
Calvin: I’m scared. MOMMY!
Meg & Charles: Are you SERIOUS?
Mrs. Whatsit: Yep, I’m completely serious. DON’T BE A SCAREDY CAT
Calvin: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Scene 4
Narrator: Mrs. Whatsit continues to fly higher and higher. The kids have to use flowers to breathe.
Charles Wallace: (Deep breathing.) Breathing exercises everybody!
(Land on ground.)
Meg: Is that what my father is fighting here?
Mrs. Which: YES!
Narrator: Meg’s father had also tessered to…… well wherever they are to help stop the dark thing.
Meg: (Chews on hair) I’m scared!
Scene 5
Narrator: Meg, Calvin, and Charles Wallace go on a mission to save Meg and Charles’ father
without Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Who.
Calvin: We need a secret code to call each other in case of emergencies… How about this…18,008,468,939,673,093,392
Meg: No No No No No, we have to make this simple…. 45,789,123
Charles Wallace: NO!!!!! How about this… Mary had a little lamb…(Sings)
Meg & Calvin: oooooooohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Calvin: I like that!
Charles Wallace: I’m a little lamb!
Narrator: Kids are bouncing balls in rhythm, it seems like they are robots! (BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE! Kids bouncing balls)
Meg: Everyone is doing something in rhythm! “Kids, don’t drop your balls!”
Meg: Calvin, this is kind of creepy!
Scene 6
Narrator: Meg sees Meg and Charles’ father in a translucent tube like a prison.
Meg: FFFFFF AAAAA TTTTT HHHHH EEEEEEE RRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin: Use Mrs. Who’s glasses to get in there and come out with your father!
Charles Wallace: Who is this person?
Meg: You know! It’s… (Meg is interrupted)
Charles: It’s who?
Meg: Oh that’s right, you were just born when father first left.
(Walk through doors.)
IT: (evil laughing) You will be possessed Charles!
Charles: NO! AHHHHHHHH!
Charles: I’m too young to die!
Scene 7
Narrator: At the time Charles had been taken over by IT….
Calvin: I know this is the wrong time to ask you this but …………………
Meg: Yes! I will be your girlfriend if that’s what you’re asking…………
Narrator: and they lived happily ever after.
Dad: Its not over yet!
Dad: I don’t like my baby girl snooping around with some boy.
Narrator: Meg walked over to go talk to It.
Meg: Charles I love you, almost as much as calvin!
Narrator: It is speaking through Charles Wallace.
IT speaking through Charles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! What are you doing. (Flops down on the floor.)
Real Charles: “I love you too Meg!”
Calvin: Woooooooooooo Hhoooooooooooo! We did it.
Scene 8
Narrator: A while after that incident, Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs Which, Mrs. Who, Meg’s dad, Calvin, Charles, and Meg joined up and tessered home. Thats the power of Wrinkle in Time.
Dad: Now that’s the happily ever after!