Kyla = Meg

Hannah = Calvin

Jordyn = Charles Wallace

Jordyn = Narrator

Elaina = Mrs. Whatsit

Elaina = Mrs. Who

Hannah = Meg and Charles’ Dad

Kyla = IT!

Hannah= Camera Person

A wrinkle in time: modified funny version.

Scene 1

Mrs. Whatsit: You know there is such thing as a tesseract…

Meg: (Gasp) Wait what’s a tesseract?

Mrs. Whatsit: It’s a fifth dimension of time travel. Now get back to the script

Meg: Oh right the script (Gasp)

Scene 2

Narrator: Meg and Calvin were walking when Charles Wallace saw that  Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Witch came over

Mrs. Whatsit: It’s time

Meg & Calvin: Time for what?

Mrs. Who: Something

Calvin: Something?

Scene 3

Narrator: Now Calvin, Meg, Charles Wallace, Mrs. Who, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Whatsit are tessering, using the 5th dimension of time travel…………………..

Mrs. Who: Mrs. Whatsit, isn’t it time for you to change?

Charles Wallace: Change? Into what?

Narrator: All of a sudden Mrs. Whatsit turns into something like a centaur! She spreads her wings out.

Mrs. Whatsit: Okay kids, get on my back!

Calvin: I’m scared. MOMMY!

Meg & Charles: Are you SERIOUS?

Mrs. Whatsit: Yep, I’m completely serious. DON’T BE A SCAREDY CAT

Calvin: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Scene 4

Narrator: Mrs. Whatsit continues to fly higher and higher. The kids have to use flowers to breathe.

Charles Wallace: (Deep breathing.) Breathing exercises everybody!

(Land on ground.)

Meg: Is that what my father is fighting here?

Mrs. Which: YES!

Narrator: Meg’s father had also tessered to…… well wherever they are to help stop the dark thing.

Meg: (Chews on hair) I’m scared!

Scene 5

Narrator: Meg, Calvin, and Charles Wallace go on a mission to save Meg and Charles’ father

without Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Who.

Calvin: We need a secret code to call each other in case of emergencies… How about this…18,008,468,939,673,093,392

Meg: No No No No No, we have to make this simple…. 45,789,123

Charles Wallace: NO!!!!! How about this… Mary had a little lamb…(Sings)

Meg & Calvin: oooooooohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Calvin: I like that!

Charles Wallace: I’m a little lamb!

Narrator: Kids are bouncing balls in rhythm, it seems like they are robots! (BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE! Kids bouncing balls)

Meg: Everyone is doing something in rhythm! “Kids, don’t drop your balls!”

Meg: Calvin, this is kind of creepy!

Scene 6

Narrator: Meg sees Meg and Charles’ father in a translucent tube like a prison.

Meg: FFFFFF AAAAA TTTTT HHHHH EEEEEEE RRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin: Use Mrs. Who’s glasses to get in there and come out with your father!

Charles Wallace: Who is this person?

Meg: You know! It’s… (Meg is interrupted)

Charles: It’s who?

Meg: Oh that’s right, you were just born when father first left.

(Walk through doors.)

IT: (evil laughing) You will  be possessed Charles!

Charles: NO! AHHHHHHHH!

Charles: I’m too young to die!

Scene 7

Narrator: At the time Charles had been taken over by IT….

Calvin: I know this is the wrong time to ask you this but …………………

Meg: Yes! I will be your girlfriend if that’s what you’re asking…………

Narrator: and they lived happily ever after.

Dad: Its not over yet!

Dad: I don’t like my baby girl snooping around with some boy.

Narrator: Meg walked over to go talk to It.

Meg: Charles I love you, almost as much as calvin!

Narrator: It is speaking through Charles Wallace.

IT speaking through Charles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! What are you doing. (Flops down on the floor.)

Real Charles: “I love you too Meg!”

Calvin:  Woooooooooooo Hhoooooooooooo! We did it.

Scene 8

Narrator: A while after that incident, Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs Which, Mrs. Who, Meg’s dad, Calvin, Charles, and Meg joined up and tessered home. Thats the power of Wrinkle in Time.

Dad: Now that’s the happily ever after!